Behind every successful marriage!

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 , , 0 Comments

A friend of mine posted a link in FB few days back with a remark "Awesomeness defined".  Curious, I clicked the link and it was about a girl called Indhuja, who claims her gender is tom boy and an atheist and married to self and in her own words:

 "I'm not a drinker and I hate smoking. An eggitarian, not a foodie. I play badminton, sing and dance. I wear glasses and look dorky in them. Not a spendthrift or a shopaholic. Detest masala and drama, not a TV fan. I don't read. Friendly but I don't prefer friendship. NOT a womanly woman. Definitely not marriage material. Won't grow long hair, ever. I come with a life-long guarantee and I commit for life.

Looking for: A man, preferably bearded, who is passionate about seeing the world. Someone who earns for himself and does NOT hate his job. Must be flexible with his parents, also means, it's better if he is NOT a family guy. Extra points to the one who hates kids. Points for a great voice and an impressive personality. Should be able to hold a conversation for atleast 30 minutes."

Any man would be piqued by this. Wondering and thinking out loud, what is so special or un special about this girl?  She describes herself unlike other women.  All those "Don't"s and "won't"s is what differentiates her from her other biological species.

I wish to meet this girl after 10 or 15 years and see if she manages to be the way she is "now. If she manages to be her spirited way, she is a blessed "tom boy" and lucky that "bearded man".

So, does responsibility weakens women?  Without the clutching hands of families, would we remain carefree and lovable to men?

So, what makes a man happy?

No policing.. no checking when he was last seen or online.
No complaining... when he watches TV or roam around with friends
No nagging... no messages, no frequent calls
No roaming... not to wait for weekends and pounce on him to take you out
No emotional blackmails...
No complaints about your health...
No advice on healthy food intake or reducing caffeine...
Not to bat an eyelid, when you see him type something in his phone with a slant smile...

If you do all this will he be happy?

No! you will not be awarded the Noble peace prize award.  In general men are unassuming lots and they don't read between lines and barely notice your kind gestures. After two days or max one week, you will lose your cool and blow the fuse and everything becomes normal.

Besides, did I tell you, that I didn't just stop at but also checked her website

Damn! wish I am a man and a bearded one at that.


Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard. Google

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