I watched the bird
Flying ahead
I can't help but wonder...
If they pee...
Painting lashes with parted lips.
I stopped to look
at the clock on the wall
But can't understand
Why the third hand
is called second hands at all...
Spring water trickling through years,
When bottled expires in a year.
An ambulance on a rush
Does it stop to give a lift,
To the one it hit?
Common! Give me a break!!! I want fresh meat, ham and ice-cream and not your blasted left overs.... Got it?
Hey Annie you know something? Your husband brought a girl home yesterday and took her to his room....
Aside: Jude!!! Have I ever demanded anything from you so far, for the first time I asked you for a new toy and you penny pinching idiot...gnarl... you refused me... Wait and watch the fun... you don't know what you are in for :) YOU JUST WAIT!
Now say "kee-ak...kee-ak...kee-ak"
Yes my gal! beautiful backdrop... lower down... It's my turn...
Multi tasking men are hard to find
Even if they do they are one in a kind
Multi tasking women are two in a penny
When they don't, they are busy with too many.
What the hell are you trying to do?
With so many girls looking at you.
You picked the spot
where she lowered her glass
to take a look if the spot looks class.
I can explain Honey
it was a new moon day
no street lamps
and I thought it was you.
It's archer's fault, the bow is sadly twisted...
Heard my whisper and you rushed?
I agree... Whisper has WINGS ;)
A key to your heart alright...
But where's the door?
Yes! we agreed to Tatoo each others name;
And that's a pretty tatoo you sport; but catch 22?
Let sleeping Dogs lie
It's best to leave the sleeping Dogs lie
even if it's between you and your wife.
It's no use crying over spilt milk
What are you eying at?
The hand or Shampoo?
Practice makes perfect
Right on track kiddo,
Practice your heart out
before she catches you,
messing with her doll too.
Better late than never
Don't smile at the row of brides
It's even funnier on the other side
Wedding brings in cheer and gay
whether it happens soon or late.
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